Thursday, April 30, 2009

God v Flats

If they aren't boots, sneakers, slippers or sandals, your shoes shouldn't be flat. I thoroughly despise ballet flats. There is no reason that someone not wearing a tutu, or beyond the age of 12 should even consider wearing such hideous apparel for the feet.

After hearing so much moaning and whining about them being "comfortable", I am not changing my position. They are the ugliest creation on earth, and should not be worn by adult, or semi-adult women. Let alone be a fashion statement. The exception to this rule is perhaps Kate Moss, but even that is debatable.

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Ugly, ugly shoes. Horrendous.

You may think I'm a hypocrite, but I don't own a single pair of ballet flats. I patently refuse their entry into my shoe closet, lest they contaminate my other shoes and cause their heels to drop off. Grotesque.

Another disgusting form of footwear are Crocs. How can anybody think those are worth paying money for? They're like the shoes clowns go bowling in. And they have that horrible burning plastic smell even before you wear them. Unless you're Fred Flintstone, and wheels haven't been invented, there is no excuse for wearing these atrocities in any capacity.

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Comfort be damned. Give me a pair of heels anyday.

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